Algorithmic Hallucinations

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Item 7: insufficient memory

DEC24.24
because h
hello! i am back from the dead (for now)!
i'm not really sure what to do here except maybe finish the things i said i would do
i'm very sleepy so maybe it'll wait until later...

Item 6: am i forgetting anything?

DEC17.24
rubidium

Item 5: format complete

DEC15.24
zdrasti again
i've been asleep for the last three days, so apologies for taking so long
for today, i'm going to go around and fill out empty parts of the site with interesting stuff
like that Conlang Page i blocked out on DEC10.24
:3

Item 4: please insert a playstation or playstation 2 format disk

DEC12.24
there's more?
yes, there's more! a lot more hahaha
i've updated the whole site to the new style, so it should look all nice and polished now
i'm also going to be adding some fun stuff in here over the next few days
mostly just links i end up finding, and hopefully the site owners are okay with being included :P

Item 3: next stop

DEC11.24
welcome back!
today i have a BONUS ITEM you can read
and also a comment on the <marquee> tag:
EVEN IF IT IS DEPRECATED, YOU COULDN'T GET ME TO STOP IF IT BLEW UP MY COMPUTER!!! EEHAHEUAHHEAUEHAHEUAHE
also, the site will be undergoing some visual updates, so you might see some weird things happen! :O

Item 2: C:/

DEC10.24
my hellos
this is update dva
i am currently working on adding some little things around the site
WIP: i also had the idea of adding some funny easter eggs, so maybe i'll do that :3

Item 1: helloworld!

DEC9.24
hello, and welcome to this site that i technically made 4 months ago but didn't know existed until just yesterday :P
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i think this will mostly be used for three purposes: (づ￣ ³￣)づ