Algorithmic Hallucinations

downloading, please wait establishing connection... Brought to you by solarisNT, produced in their own home! Powered by Tap Water™, the best liquid! New items every [time_unit], unless of course they fell asleep... Did you know that 100,000,001 is divisible by 17? I bet you wish you didn't! ⊂( ◜◒◝ )⊃ WEATHER: It is foggy. Oh sorry, you wanted live weather? Now updated with a navigation bar! How nice! !!ALERT!! We interrupt this broadcast to inform you that you are dehydrated. Drink some water, thirsty human! what is neptune and why does it keep cold calling me... HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE... You do realize that there's content down below you could be looking at? This isn't the only interesting thing on this page! Presenting: The letter E, 100 times. E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E I hope you weren't expecting something interesting after that. (Quickly, before this scrolls away! Have some very loud music!) Five. Hundred. Cigarretes. Would you still browse this site if it was a worm? The countdown begins, 19 days on the clock! For what? ........ uh, 19 days in the future? QUICK, WHAT'S 6*3? ... TOO SLOW, YOU LOSE! This is the end of the marquee. Definitely. I promise. For certain. For real. For sure. For the children. For Gotham. For the boys back home. Four calling birds. Fourteen. Fortnite. Forthcoming. Forward. Fortunately. Fork. Formula. I ran out of words that start with "for"... Things you type when bored: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm. qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk. qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp. qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm. qopneyibthravclzkwuxsjmgdf. And now, this marquee will repeat! Just as soon as it leaves the screen...

Item 12: innumerable

MAR2.25
been thinking about third person pronouns
language details

Item 11: your last first day

JAN15.25
i've been making a lot of 88x31 buttons recently
here are they
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if you wanted reassurance that this site was not stochastically generated, here you go!

this one is just meant to look cool (and a little funny)
i like wireframe renders, especially ones where the lines look like they glow, and this one definitely looks like that

if you've read There Is No Antimemetics Division you'll get the reference
this one ended up looking a little more satanic than initially planned, but i thought it was funny so i left it :P

Item 10: non-system disk or disk error

JAN12.25
achievement get: double digits
only 90 more hallucinations to go before we reach 100... :1
for this staggeringly mundane occasion, i have prepared a special surprise:
snek vibin
this is snek, the officially unofficial official site mascot
(DISCLAIMER: by viewing snek you are legally obligated to compliment its dance moves. refusal to do so is a violation of the terms of service and solaris reserves the right to make fun of you if you do)

Item 9: canada

JAN11.25
it's 🇨🇦🇪🇺 time everybody!
in site news, i've added a cool earth picture to the sidebar to make the website feel more multimedia
feel free to become irrationally attached to this ui element before i inexplicably remove it citing "bandwidth" and "professionalism" or some shit like that :)

Item 8: onewartwoearewe

JAN10.25
well HELLO, carbon based lifeforms!
remember when this site got updated daily? me neither!
so, i think i'll be doing a little more stuff on here soon, mostly including some extra pages and trying to make this site feel like home (which, at the moment, it kind of feels like a weird storage vault with nothing but lint in it)
see you in the new pages ig :P

Item 7: insufficient memory

DEC24.24
because h
hello! i am back from the dead (for now)!
i'm not really sure what to do here except maybe finish the things i said i would do
i'm very sleepy so maybe it'll wait until later...

Item 6: am i forgetting anything?

DEC17.24
rubidium

Item 5: format complete

DEC15.24
zdrasti again
i've been asleep for the last three days, so apologies for taking so long
for today, i'm going to go around and fill out empty parts of the site with interesting stuff
like that Conlang Page i blocked out on DEC10.24
:3

Item 4: please insert a playstation or playstation 2 format disk

DEC12.24
there's more?
yes, there's more! a lot more hahaha
i've updated the whole site to the new style, so it should look all nice and polished now
i'm also going to be adding some fun stuff in here over the next few days
mostly just links i end up finding, and hopefully the site owners are okay with being included :P

Item 3: next stop

DEC11.24
welcome back!
today i have a BONUS ITEM you can read
and also a comment on the <marquee> tag:
EVEN IF IT IS DEPRECATED, YOU COULDN'T GET ME TO STOP IF IT BLEW UP MY COMPUTER!!! EEHAHEUAHHEAUEHAHEUAHE
also, the site will be undergoing some visual updates, so you might see some weird things happen! :O

Item 2: C:/

DEC10.24
my hellos
this is update dva
i am currently working on adding some little things around the site
WIP: i also had the idea of adding some funny easter eggs, so maybe i'll do that :3

Item 1: helloworld!

DEC9.24
hello, and welcome to this site that i technically made 4 months ago but didn't know existed until just yesterday :P
uh
i think this will mostly be used for three purposes: (づ￣ ³￣)づ